- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.
TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries.
Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
Are you god
“I’m sorry about your ovaries”